canadad:

just-shower-thoughts:

Birth Certificates are just receipts for human beings.

how and where can i return myself

spectacledotter:

jumpingjacktrash:

hypeswap:

pro-bending-bro-bending:

hypeswap:

tasmanianstripes:

hypeswap:

stop calling every piece of fabric with a plaid pattern “flannel”

flannel is a soft, warm cotton. it has nothing to do with what pattern is on the cloth

I see there’s drama in the plaid fandom

im a lesbian

So am i and i say every plaid is flannel! You can’t change my mind! See that plaid blanket over there?? That’s flannel. The latitude and longitude grid on world maps? That’s a nice flannel you got there buddy

hey are you free this saturday night. id like to meet up and have a passionate discussion with you

i can’t tell whether that’s a callout or an ask-out

enemies to lovers, fabric store AU, 40k words

just-shower-thoughts:

December 31st happened this week, but not this year

butchsandwich:

zoe-pvl:

Huuuusband❤️

(Source: zibaldoni-elzapoppin)

mulaney:

Uh oh! Baby Boy is on Tumblr! I’m John Mulaney and this is my first post. I am silly but also a guys’ guy. This is my best photo.

starhoppers:

gamedot:

gamedot:

gamedot:

yall ready for some cold facts?

madagascar is good and funny

so was ice age. just cuz they got a bunch of unnecessary sequels doesnt mean the originals werent good wake up

YOU’RE RIGHT AND YOU SHOULD SAY IT!!!

ithotyouknew2:

lesbianeroticthriller:

sufjanstevens420:

lizziesamuels:

wonderwallmsn:

We finally figured out what makes Kristen Stewart smile: hot wings! The “Twilight” star posed for this amazing photo after dining at a Hooters restaurant in Texas recently. Get the details at Wonderwall.com.

yeah, hot wings, sure

wlw stands for Women Loving hot Wings

Me when I see hot wings

Just gals loving hot wings

(Source: wonderwall)

brendonuriesource:

That’s really incredible! We are very proud and happy about that! We’re sending good energies to Hannah and her family.

kinda-real-awkward:

senpai-noticed-you-and-he:

beau–brummell:

Britain’s oldest erotic film, ‘Lady in her Boudoir’ (1896) 

It simply shows a pretty woman undressing but would’ve been considered titillating at the time. 

Found at BFI’s online erotica collection, The Pleasure Principle 

Female-presenting ankle

FLAGGED

lets-talk-about-sects:

i-am-a-fish:

marquis-de-creator:

i-am-a-fish:

2019 is gonna be a slutty year I promise you

2019 is gonna be an emo year what are you talking about

why not both?? 2019 is gonna be a slutty emo year

2017: sloth

2018: gluttony

2019: sluttony